MS Paint Crapshoot

Hey there.
I haven't posted since summer, so here's a jpgdump. I'm without a scanner these days, so I figured I'd throw a time-honored internet tradition out onto here:

MS PAINT CONTEST.

(More, after the jump.)

MS Paint is where the magic happens. The clashing colors, the rough edges! Shoopda-woop and charging lazers. I want it all, people.

Yeah, alright, you mac users, you can go photoshop, but I say the choppier and pixelier, the BETTER. Here's some bloke, and my uber uglay self portrayyyt.

What's the winner win? An ugly mspaint portrayyyt from me. Git'erdun.